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2018 WWE Elimination Chamber Live Results

As always we will be bringing you the live results as they happen during WWE Elimination Chamber tonight, LIVE from Las Vegas Nevada!

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Pre Show: The Miztourage vs The Club – The Club takes the win!

Main Card:

Women’s Elimination Chamber Match for the Raw Women’s Championship
Alexa Bliss defends against, Bayley, Sasha Banks, Mickie James, Mandy Rose, and Sonia Deville. Bayley and Sonia to start it off. Sonia Deville and Bayley start it off with some classic wrestling, and Bayley holds her own well against Sonia who has an MMA Background. They fight to the outside trying not to get tossed into the structure. Sonia takes the shot into the chamber wall, Baley gets the first pin attempt. Bayley gives Sonia a big elbow from the top, another 2 count pinfall… the next superstar released is… Mandy Rose! So Absolution is together against Bayley so she goes right after Mandy. Bayley fights both women, manages to hold her own for a bit until Sonia hits her with a sick spear. Mandy and Sonia use Bayley as a battering ram against the side of the elimination chamber. Sonia gets a 2 count pin attempt on Bayley. Sonia hits Bayley in the face with a running knee then Mandy hits her and gets a 2 count pin attempt on Bayley. Absolution but Bayley against the side of the chamber and beat her until shes lifeless… Next entrant… Sasha Banks! Sasha unloads on Deville, then goes to town on Rose, Sasha has taken control and gives Sonia a double knees for a 2 count. They fight back and forth, Mandy tries to cut off Sasha with no luck, Sasha gets another 2 count on Sonia. Bayley is finally back on her feet and her and Sasha team up on Sonia. Mandy cuts off Bayley. then Sasha. Sasha taps out Mandy Rose with the Banks Statement. Mandy Rose has been eliminated. The next woman out is Mickie James, which means Bliss will come out last. Mickie goes right to work on the women in the ring. Not only is she dressed like a superhero, she really looks like one tonight. Bayley rolls Mickie up from behind for a 2 count then gets cut off, Mickie is taking everyone out until she gets cut off by Sonia with a knee, Mickie gets control back, and there is back and forth against the cage wall until Mickie sends Sonia into the ropes with a hurricarana. Mickie climbs the cage, Bayley follows, Mickie knocks her off, she climbs to the top of a pod and takes out Sonia Deville with a high dive for the 3 count. Sonia Deville has been eliminated, Bayley quickly eliminated Mickie James. Bayley and Sasha are able to take a breath before Alexa Bliss gets released from her cell. Bliss climbs the cage to get away immediately but gets corned by Sasha and Banks. All 3 of them make it to the top of a pod, Banks kicks Bayley off the pod., Bliss jumps down, Bayley goes after Sasha, Sasha reverses and gets a 2 count on Bayley. Banks is down, and now Bayley and Bliss are fighting. Bliss is in control for a bit but Bayley cuts her off with a big suplex. Sasha gets up goes after Bayley, Bayley reverses and stomps Sasha. Bliss attacks Bayley, Bliss Superplex’s Bayley from the second rope, Sasha frog splashes Bayley from the top for the 2 count. Bayley gives Sasha the Belly to Bayley but Bliss rolls Bayley up and gets the 3 count on Bayley eliminating her than a 2 count on Banks. Bliss goes to the top for her finisher but Banks counters by hitting her with her knees. They fight back and forth against the cage, Sasha’s leg gets hung up in the chamber, bliss climbs the chamber, to the top of the pod, Banks makes it up, Blish jumps Banks hits the banks statement, rolls her back into the ring, but Bliss escapes. Banks tries to climb to the top of the pod, Bliss cuts her off and hits her finisher to retain her title, and head to WrestleMania.
Booo… This match was awesome!!!!

Raw Tag Team Championship Match
The Bar(c) vs Titus Worldwide – This match started before the bell even rang. Titus worldwide looks more united tonight than usual, and Titus himself seems to be more on point. This match is very fast paced, so expect mostly highlights. The Bar gains the upper hand and lay a beating on Crews, keeping him away from O’Neil. Dana Brooke is at ringside running numbers. So far most of this match has been laying a beat down on Crews. They continue the assault, Crews finally fights to the corner, but Sheamus knocks Titus to the ground before a tag is made. Finally, Crews makes it to the corner, Titus comes out on fire, take out The Bar, he is one on one with Cesaro in the ring, gets a 2 count after a big boot. Titus gets 2 count after a slight flub by Shaemus. The Bar hit their double team finisher to retain the Tag Championships.

Nia Jax vs Asuka – This match is awesome from the moment it starts. This is the kind of Nia Jax match I been waiting for. I am too engrossed to type tbh. This is awesome. A ton of back and forth, Every time Asuka tried to put a submission on Jax it backfired and she got slammed. Asuka wins after a roll up. Then Nia continues her assault on Asuka and spears her through a barricade before she goes to the back.

Broken Matt Hardy vs Bray Wyatt – Matt comes out first, lights go out, Bray appears, and Matt is missing, but you hear him singing over the PA… Bray starts looking for Hardy, cant find him, Hardy appears from no where and attacks him. Matt Hardy applauds Wyatt randomly, gets the crowd to cheer too, Matt wants to do a lot of deleting. While the wrestling is decent enough the fans lost interest pretty quick IMO. They pick back up when they think Matt is about to win, but they don’t seem all that into it, in fact I think they are chanting Rusev Day… LOL. Guys Rusev couldn’t even save this right now. Hardy wins with the Twist of Fate. Totally disappointing match.

Ronda Rouseys signing Segment – They show her training at Santino Brothers Academy in Los Angeles as part of the promo piece. Kurt Angle, HHH, and Stephanie McMahon come to the ring. Everything seems to go well until Kurt Angle reveals its a trick to get back at Rousey… More promos back and forth and this seems to be a set up for HHH and Stephanie vs Rousey and sure enough Rousey puts HHH through a table, Stephanie slaps her, yells at her, then runs away. Ronda finally signs her contract, and throws it on HHH who is still recovering from going through a table…nn Baylor.

Men’s Elimination Chamber Match Winner fights Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania – Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns, John Cena, Seth Rollins, The Miz, Finn Baylor, and Elias – We begin with a wonderful performance by Elias, as he gets to the end of his song, Braun Strowman comes out, Followed by Cena, and Roman Reigns. The Three to start off will be The Miz, Seth Rollins and Finn Baylor. First pod open… John Cena! Next pod to open… Roman Reigns! Then Braun Strowman, the last man in a pod is Elias. Strowman eliminates The Miz. Elias’s pod opens, he stays in till everyone is down, then tries to pin everyone to no avail. Elias Eliminated by Strowman, good try buddy. Strowman Eliminates Cena! Stroman Eliminates Baylor! Strowman Eliminates Rollins! Roman Reigns wins the match!

Overall this event wasn’t too bad, but no major surprises or upsets, so that’s a disappointment. WWE is way too predictable.

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Clash of Champions Live Results!

Clash of Champions is upon us! Hopefully, this event will exceed my current expectations. You can read my predictions here.

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The preshow is currently on, and by watching Carmella with her briefcase, and her body language, I would guess she is going to try to cash it in tonight after the lumberjack match.

Preshow:
Mojo Rawley vs Zack Ryder: Mojo runs out ready to tear someone apart. Ryder walks out to the ring looking pretty confident. Ryder hits Rawley with a dropkick right away,. then it quickly goes to the outside. There is some really exciting back and forth between these former tag team partners. Ryder seemed to be in control at first but has quickly run out of steam and Rawley has taken control. Ryder fights out of a choke hold to be tossed out of the ring. Rawley follows him out and runs him into the barricade… and commercial break for WWE Shop… WTF. When we come back Rawley has Ryder in another choke hold, Ryder fights out but gets taken down again by a big boot. Rawley is spending too much time shit talking and not enough time trying to pin Ryder. His shit talking giver Ryder enough time to recover and fight back. Ryder lays into him with forearms and a good knee to the face in the corner, Ryder gets a 2 count by Rawley gets his foot on the bottom rope.  Rawley gets his steam back and plows through Ryder, getting an easy 3 count. WELL DUH.

Main Card

US Championship Title Match
Baron Corbin(c) vs Bobby Roode vs Dolph Ziggler
I got stuck on a phone call but when I get back this shit is on fire. Ziggler is showing exactly what he is made of by taking control in this match, and so is Corbin by running away. Ziggler almost gets a pin on Roode but Corbin broke it up. Ziggler and Roode each get a hit on Corbin, Rood goes to give Ziggler his finisher and Corbin hit him with the deep 6 for the 2 count. Boston crowd is hot on Roode chanting for him. Roode gets Corbin down but Ziggler takes him out… a ton more shit happened, it was crazy Roode tries the glorious DDT but Ziggler counters and gets a 2 count pin on Roode. Holy shit too much happening. Ziggler gets sent into the turnbuckle, Roode hits the glorious DDT, but Corbin broke up the pin, and gave Roode a backbreaker on the outside. Corbin is about to take out Roode, Ziggler takes them both out, and gets the pin on Corbin to become the new US champion! HOLY SHIT! Congratz!

YES It’s RUSEV DAY!!!! (Everyday is Rusev Day!)
Aiden English comes out first and introduces Rusev, and then works on finishing the “12 days of Rusev” and its such a beautiful tribute the fans explode into Rusev Day chants! An extra verse is about to be added but then Shelton Benjamin and Chad Gable come out to the ring… It’s time for the next match!

Smackdown Fatal 4 Way Tag Team Title Match
Rusev and Aiden English vs Shelton Benjamin and Chad Gable vs The New Day vs The Uso’s(c)
The Usos are still doing the stupid penitentiary gimmick, I hate it. Please stop. So they are only letting 4 men in the ring at once, however quickly all men end up in the ring, then quickly cleared from the ring. This is a no DQ match, so all hell has broken loose, bodies flying everywhere. Shelton Benjamin gives Jimmy Uso a massive move from the top rope, it was awesome. Shelton Benjamin is now getting torn apart by Big E and Kofi. Rusev comes in but Kofi dropkicks him as well. Kofi is on fire and Big E is tossing him into each opponent, until Rusev cuts him off, goes after Jay Uso and almost gets a 2 count pin attempt. I guess there are “legal men” in the match but frankly, it’s too hard to follow. Its rest hold time, Gable has Kofi and English has one of the Usos in a hold. Now RUsev took over and is stomping said Uso…  Gable and Benjamin continue to work over Kofi. I don’t understand the rules to this match, its no DQ but only 4 men in the ring at once and anything outside the ring goes? DUDE WWE LOGIC IS GONNA MAKE MY BRAIN EXPLODE. Big E and Jay Uso take out English and Gable double cover 2 count, Jay and Big E start to brawl, the Usos clear the ring. Gable and Benjamin return to the ring and gable has Jay Uso in a Submission while Benjamin is protecting him from interference until English interferes and Rusev kick Gable in the head from the other side. Rusev and Gable are legal in the ring. Rusev gets the Accolade in but Big E breaks it up, but that’s broken up Rusev pins Big E for a 2 count, twice in a row… Rusev gets Big E in the Accolade now, and Big E is trying to fight out, but Rusev is stronger. Gable breaks it up by giving Rusev a nearly impossible suplex, he then takes English out and Gives Big E a suplex as well, the Usos come in and stop Gable to retain their championship titles. That was awesome even if the rules made no sense.

Smackdown Women’s Championship Match
LumberJack Match Charlotte vs Natalya
The Riot Squad, Carmella, Tamina w/Lana, Naomi, are at ringside as the lumberjacks.
As I said earlier in this article I think Carmella is going to cash in the money in the bank briefcase tonight. It’s a shame Ellsworth isn’t there to see it.The match starts off with some chaining then the two women go strike for strike, Natalya gets thrown out of the ring, and Naomi kicks her a few times, she gets back in and throws Charlotte out, and the girls jump on Charlotte on the outside. Nattie and Charlotte continue back and forth and Charlotte gets a neckbreaker for a 2 count on Nattie. Nattie isn’t slowed down much by this then put the boots to Charlotte, and send her outside but the riot squad sends her back in. Nattie keeps control, but and Charlotte is clearly getting abused, Nattie chokes her on the ropes, the ref breaks it up, Nattie is out but Carmella tosses her back in, Charlotte lights Nattie up with a bunch of chops, Nattie cuts her off, continuing her assault, she almost gets Charlotte in the sharpshooter, but Charlotte gets out before it’s locked in. Charlotte and Nattie end up on the outside, and all the other women Jump Charlotte. Nattie gets the sharpshooter locked in on Charlotte this time, the hold is broken, then all hell breaks loose, Charlotte does a huge moonsault off the top to the outside, everyone is down, but Nattie avoids it and beats on Charlotte some more. Nattie goes to put Charlotte in the sharpshooter, but Charlotte reverses and wins by submission. Nattie cuts a promo about being treated with nothing but disrespect. Well we still love you lady. Meow.

Breezango vs The Bludgeon Brothers
Poor Breezango. Looks like Harper and Rowan may kill them. Harper and Breeze start out, and Harper just knocks breeze down. Rowan is tagged in but chases Fandango outside, and when he does go to the ring, Breeze kicks him in the face. He is stunned for a moment, grabs Breeze, but Fandango cuts Rowan off. Harper comes to the other side of the ring to help his partner get this match on track. Harper and Rowan double team Breezes head into the canvas, he’s down. They then unleash hell on Fandango, ONE TWO THREE it’s over with Rowan getting the pin on Fandango. I guess Fashion Files has been canceled.

Speaking of canceled….

Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens vs Randy Orton and Shinsuke Nakamura
w/ Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan as “Special Guest Referees”
Watching the crowd do the “Yes” chant for DB makes me want to cry…
The match starts out with Orton and Zayn, and of course, both ref’s in the ring,  a little chain wrestling, then Orton goes for a quick pin, and both refs start counting at different paces, and Sami kicks out. Nakamura tags in and begins to chain with Zayn. Zayn backs him into the ropes and Shane immediately breaks it up. More back and forth but its already clear these duel special guest refs do not see eye to eye. Owens tags i and gives Nakamura some good chops, and then Nakamura turns it around and gets a 2ish count pin on Owens. But again the refs are not even remotely on the same count time. Now Shane and DB divide the ring and decide to make calls only on “their side”. This shit is hella distracting, and this match is overly gimmicky, and not in a fun stupid kinda way. Orton and Zayn are not working well together at all. It seems like Orton and Zayn may have heat IRL? I’m trying to muster up some care for this match, but it’s too hard. this is boring. Finally, its Owens and Nakamura and Nakamura took Owens out with an awesome kick and just begins to unload on him. Zayn tries to get on the apron but gets cut off by Nakamura, and then Nakamura turns back to Owens and just continues to unload on him. 3 count pin attempt on Owens. 2nd 2 count pin on Owens. Nakamura does some crazy rollup flip into a triangle armbar, and its awesome, Nakamura gets his shoulders down, and DB counts Shane gets mad. Owens tags Zayn in, Nakamura kicks him, but Zayn still lands the blue powerbomb on Nakamura. Owens tags in but is cut off by Orton,  and Zayn tries to get in too, and Shane pushes him out, Nakamura gets the tag, and Orton almost takes Zayn’s head off. Orton is now in control, Zayn is on the apron. Zayn tries to go to the top, but Orton cuts him off with a hit to the nuts, which DB calls as illegal and warns Orton. Orton gives Zayn a huge superplex and Owens pulls Orton outside. Nakamura then goes after Owens on the outside, Zayn comes out to help, both refs come out… everyone’s at ringside, this is more than a 10 count fools!  Utter insanity Owens sets Nakamura up on the table and gives him a huge splash. Everyone has been out of the ring for like 20 seconds or more… this match should technically be over… but sadly it isn’t. Zayn is back in the ring, and Orton gives him a huge power slam then hits him with a neckbreaker and an RKO, and Shane goes to make the call on the cover, he claims it was 3, DB says only 2, they are arguing, Orton is pissed, Owens gets in the ring, Orton hits him with an RKO too, Zayn rolls up Orton, and gets a 2 count, Orton reverses 2 count, Zayn gets Orton pinned again and Shane shoves them screwing the pin. DB is trying to throw Shane out of the match, Shane refuses, Zayn gets another roll up on Orton while he is distracted, and DV gives a super quick pin count like Shane had tried to do earlier in the match. Owens and Zayn are safe to see another Smackdown.

WWE Championship Match
AJ Styles(C) vs Jinder Mahal
The match starts off with some back and forth, and the crowd is already chanting “this is awful”. The Singh brothers are at ringside as always. I’ll have to agree with the crowd this is awful, and there is 35 more minutes of this shit show at the very least. Styles gets tossed into the ropes and falls to the floor. Mahal chases after him but AJ cuts him off. Mahal gets back in the ring to stop the count on himself, then oddly enough decides to to put AJ in then pulls him out again to throw him into the exposed barricade. Mahal beats AJ on the outside more, then tosses him back in, as falls only count in the ring. Mahal kicks AJ off the apron to the floor again, the Singh brothers aren’t going after him, Mahal picks up Styles and tosses him into the announce table. Mahal drags Styles back to the ring, and puts him in a crossface. Then hits him in the face after letting go. Jinder then gets Styles in a scissor lock from behind, crushing Styles ribs. Styles gets out and continues to fight, but Mahal once again reverses, and gives Styles a super awkward abdominal stretch. Styles fights out, Mahal continues to abuse him and shoulder tackles him to the face then goes to the second rope and punches Styles in the face as well. AJ manages to cut Mahal off with a dropkick, Mahal rolls out of the ring, and the ref is counting. Styles makes a come back, goes to springboard off the ropes, but Mahal grabs the ropes and Styles falls on his injured ribs. Mahal gets a gutbuster on STyles, for a 2 count pin attempt. Mahal sets styles up in the corner on the ropes and starts punching him, he wants to give Styles a suplex off the top, but Styles starts to counter, Mahal chokes him, and Styles drops him in and electric chair drop. both men are down, the ref is counting. Mahal barely gets up first, But styles is ready, Mahal cuts him off, but Styles isn’t down and takes Mahal out, both men are down again, and Styles splashes Mahal in the corner. Styles does this sick neckbreaker flip on Mahal, for a 2 count. Mahal takes control but Styles cuts him off with boots to the face, more back and forth, Mahal tosses AJ. Styles gets this sweet suplex for a 2 count, Mahal is still down, and Styles is kicking him in the face, Mahal counters, Mahal his a huge backdrop but Styles kicks out. AJ manages the pailei kick on Mahal. Mahal continues his assault, kneeing Styles, dropping him, kneeing him again for a 2 count. Mahal tries to choke styles from the top rope, Styles gives him a jawbreaker and drops him. Both men are down yet again. Max the cat keeps trying to count Mahal out… I feel you Max. The Singh bros get involved, Styles takes them out, then he springboards off the top, misses, and gets a kick to the back by Mahal. Mahal hits his finisher, and Styles just out after a 2 count. The fans in Boston are pissed. they are booking and chanting “this is awful” again, Styles locks in an ankle lock and Mahal taps out, AJ Styles retains the WWE Championship.

Overall there were little surprises except for Ziggler walking away with the US title. This was a mediocre event, and I hope we see better matches in 2018. Overall it wasn’t terrible, but the double ref gimmick was fucking stupid. ALso to hear people chant “this is awful” twice during an AJ Styles match should show WWE what they need to work on… like matchups people will actually care about.

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WWE TLC 2017 Live Results!!!

Today is the day! In just a few minutes the kick-off show begins, and we will be covering the PPV live right here as always! If you are looking for a last minute way to watch, you can get it tonight for FREE if you subscribe to the WWE Network today!  

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As each match ends results will be posted right here! So keep refreshing this page for details! And make sure you check out my 2017 WWE TLC Predictions!

Kickoff Match:
Alicia Fox vs Sasha Banks: Banks goes right after Fox, Fox powders out, but gets back into the ring and attacks Banks. Banks reverses but gets cut off quickly. Fix gives Banks a good kick to the chest and throws her around a little, then gets her in a choke hold in the center of the ring. Banks fights her way out and takes over punching Fox, then giving her a huge hip toss. Fox backs herself into a corner begging and gives Banks her hand but Banks dropkicks her out of the ring. We come back from commercial and Banks is still in control but Fox is fighting back. Both women are outside the ring, and Fix gives banks a backbreaker onto her knee. The ref is counting, Fox rolls Banks back into the ring and gets a 2 count. Fox gets banks up and punches her a few times into the corner but Banks fights back and sends Fox into the turnbuckle. Fox cuts Banks off and drops her on the ring apron. Banks takes her time and gets in right before she is counted out, but Fox gets control again and does a couple sweet Northern Light Suplexes into a bridge, each for a 2 count on Banks. Fox has Banks in a chokehold, Banks fights out and drops her for a 2 count. Double reversal and Fox gets a 2 count on banks, but banks sends her flying out of the ring. Another near 10 count this time on Fix, She gets back in, and Banks send her flying then gets cut off, and another 2 count by Fox. Scissors kick by Fox, but Banks hits her with the Banks Statement and then gets Fox into submission and wins by tap out.

Asuka vs Emma: Emma looks unnerved already… Asuka takes her out almost immediately and gets her in a submission but Emma gets to the bottom rope. They lock up again, Emma tries to take control, but has no luck, she fights back but Asuka is ready for everything she has. They chain back and forth, lots of reversals, then Emma slaps Asaula and gets fired up and takes her down with a flying hip, Askuka gets Emma in the ankle lock but Emma flips her out of the ring. Emma followed her out and beats on her on the outside for a moment, then throws Asuka back in the ring. She kicks her a few times, covers her for the one count. Emma tries getting Asuka in an arm lock but Asuka fights back and gets out of it. More real quick back and forth reverses and a quick pin and kick out on Askuka. Emma hangs Asuka by her legs in the corner and lifts her kicking and kneeing her in the back, then goes outside the ring, bending her backward and dropping her on her head in the corner, then gives her a ground spear into the shoulder, two pins by Emma on Asuka for the kick out. Emma is laying into Asuka, gets her in a submission, but she fights out and gets angrier and angrier. Asuka rolls Emma up gets a 2 count pin, hits Emma with a sliding knee strike right after but then both women are down, Asuka and Emma get up at the same time but Asuka is on fire, hits a huge missile dropkick on Emma, She continues to kick Emma, but Emma reverses, and gets a 2 count pin attempt on Asuka. Emma is yelling screaming and fighting a bit dirty, Asuka gets the ankle lock on Emma while Emma is showboating, and is keeping her in the center of the ring, Emma gets back to her feet, but Asuka suplexes her to the mat, Emma powders out of the ring. Asuka goes to grab Emma back to the ring but gets flipped to the outside. Emma rolls Asuka back in but gets caught with a spinning kick and Asuka gets the Asuka-lock in and beats Emma by submission. What a match!

Oooooh surprise set by my new favorite musician Elias Sampson. His set has ladders and chairs hanging above him. He asks for silence and begins to play but Jason Jordan comes out and starts throwing produce at him from a shopping cart… Elias is too flustered to continue his set. Boooooo

The Brian Kendrick & Gentleman Jack Gallagher vs Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann: Swann and Kendrick start it off. Kendrick immediately takes over, beating on Swann, but Swann reverses on a headlock takeover and follows Kendrick into the corner but Gallagher tags in, and takes over, Swanna reverses, and more back and forth, Cedric Alexander tags in, and takes over, so much going on its hard to follow. Bodies flying everywhere!! Almost everyone is outside except Alexander who flips onto the rest of the guys. Back in the ring, Swann and Alexander are working over Kendrick and get a 2 count on him. Gallagher creates a distraction and Kendrick takes both men out, then tags Gallagher in. Gallagher and Swann are the legal men, Gallagher uses a sweet cravat on Swann, Swann tries to fight out but fails, Kendrick gets tagged back in and takes over with a big butterfly suplex on Swann for a 2 count pin attempt. Kendrick continues to lay into Swann kicking him and keeping him far from Alexander so he cannot tag out. Kendrick tags Gallagher back in, and he continues the assault on Swann in their corner. Swann is being worn down in their corner, and Kendrick goes to hit Swanna in the corner but Swann tosses him out and gets the tag on Alexander. Alexander his some crazy handspring back heel kick on Gallagher for a 3 count. Alexander is on fire, flying arm off the top rope, another pin on Gallagher but Kendrick pulls him off and out of the ring,.Kendrick tags in Alexander and Kendrick in back and forth and Kendrick gets Alexander in a submission hold, but Swann splashes on top of him, Gallagher gets in the ring, gets headbutted by Swann, they fall out, Alexander hits his finisher on Kendrick for the pin.

Raw Women’s Championship Match
Alexa Bliss (c) vs Mickie James: They lock up and go back and forth with some chain wrestling. James gets the first pin attempt for a 2 count. They go back and forth a bit and Bliss gets James in a wrist lock but James fights out and gets another 2 count on Bliss. More back and forth and Bliss works James arms over the ropes for a bit and gets a 2 count on James. Bliss continues to work Jameses arm and hits her with a variety of moves. She kicks James in the back then gets her arm in a lock behind her head, but James fights out and reverses, but Bliss continues to hold onto that arm. James keeps fighting out and forearms Bliss in the face, but Bliss takes her down again and tries to pin her 3 times, to no avail. She then throws a tantrum and stomps James, then works her arm a little more. James crawls to the corner and cuts off Bliss. She catches Bliss with some elbows, then sends her flying out of the corner, Bliss cuts her off with a slap, they go back and forth slap for slap, then it turns into a fight, James and Bliss kick each other in the face, and both women are down. Ref is counting… Bliss stirs first, James begins to get up, they continue to go punch for punch from their knees, and James bounces Bliss’s head off the mat. James unloads on Bliss and hits her with a series of takedowns then kicks gets a 2 count on Bliss. Bliss goes after the arm again, James rolls through, 2 count on Bliss, Sunset bomb by Bliss 2 count on James… James takes Bliss down again, then goes to the top, Bliss takes out her knee, and falls on her already injured arm, Bliss goes to the top for her finisher, James rolls out, and goes to the top, James hits Bliss with a dropkick and gets a 2 count on Bliss. Bliss hits James in the throat, James kicks her in the face, Bliss is down, James drags her to the center, for a one count. Bliss sends James into the turnbuckle, hits James with a DDT and retains the Women’s Championship. Boooo.

Yay Elias is back to try to sing for us again. The audience clearly doesn’t understand his musical genius. He say’s he’s going to sing a song that will change our lives. The crowd boo’s he needs to start over, he does, the crowd continues to boo, they boo louder than he can sing. He says he can’t hear himself, so they cheer. He asks they hold their applause till after, they continue to try to scream and boo over him. He tries to start again and again, but this disrespectful crowd won’t let him and Jason Jordan comes back with his cart of produce and starts pelting Sampson again. Elias Sampson gets no respect.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Kalisto (c) vs Enzo Amore: Kalisto is ready to go, Amore is running away right off the bat. Starts off with some chaining and some cheating by Amore with a finger to the eye of Kalistop. Enzo dances then runs away, they get back in the ring, head scissors takedown by Kalisto. Amore out of the ring again and again, Kalisto launches out and takes him out. Kalisto tries to get Amore back in the ring but Amore counters for a 2 count pin. Kalisto lands on his chin, so Amore starts working him with a chin lock then submission pinning his face, then a forearm to Kalistos back. He then kicks Kalisto in the ribs. Amore goes to the top, then just jumps down Kalistop rolls through and gives Amore a Listo Kick. Both men fight to their feet, Kalisto gets their first but Amore cuts him off and gets a 2 count. Amore hits Kalisto with a right hand, 2 count pin attempt. Amore hold Kalisto in a headlock in the middle of the ring, Kalisto fights out, but Amore rips him right back down. more back and forth and both men are down. Kalisto fights back up as does Amore, Kalisto hits another Listo Kick gets a move off the top and a 2 count on Amore. Amore counters Kalisto into the turnbuckle then hits him with the DDG,  for a 2 count. Both men try to get one up on each other more counters, Amore is crawling away, pokes Kalisto in the face, and manages to get the pin on Kalisto to become the new Cruiserweight Champion.

AJ Styles vs “The Demon” Finn Bálor: Don’t expect much if any commentary, I am 100% into watching this match… lol The crowd is chanting “THIS IS AWESOME” before the match even starts. This match is a clinic. THIS IS THE WAY WRESTLING SHOULD BE.  If you are missing this match your life sucks, just saying. This match is so good it’s unreal. So many kickouts. “The Demon” Finn Bálor wins after hitting the Coup de Grace for the 3 count. That was MOTN if not MOTY. Holy shit, I am going to watch that like 10 more times.

Elias Sampson vs Jason Jordan: Another match I want to watch, and distraction of friends…These two move well for big guys. Sampson is not taking any shit from Jordan. These guys go back and forth quite a bit both handing out quite a bit of abuse, catching back up, Sampson tosses Jordan, goes for the pin, but Jordan rolls him into a small package for the win.

5 on 3 Tables Ladders and Chairs Clusterfuck
Kurt Angle, Deanol Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs The Miz, Cesaro & Sheamus, Braun Strowman and Kane: Seriously why… Rollins, Ambrose, and Angle enter through the crowd.  Ambrose, Rollins, and Angle all grab chairs to start it off. Don’t expect a full run down its a clusterfuck. Overall this is way more entertaining than I expected, but far from good. Just entertaining. I love Braun Strowman. Strowman put Angle through a table, Angles getting walked out, Rollins and Ambrose got beat silly with chairs. Angle can’t walk and has “passed out” at ringside. Rollins and Ambrose continue to get abused while they slowly walk Angle up the ramp. At this point, it’s just 5 on two beat down… All of a sudden Ambrose and Rollins start fighting back, then Strowman accidentally hits Kane with a chair, then they start fighting, then they all fight again, then they put a table up to put Ambrose through, the table doesnt break just the leg does sto the prop it up in the corner and Strowman tossed  Rollins through it. They go up the ramp to all the tables and chairs piled at the top, and Miz has a garbage truck back into the arena. The 5 men go to through Ambrose and Rollins into the truck and do, but they fight back, and climb on top of the truck, then launch at the other 5 men. Ambrose and Rollinschase the Miz, beat him with a chair, then take him back to the tables on the ramp. Kane comes out of nowhere to save The Miz, but Rollins and Ambrose fight back. Strowman then attacks them as they go to throw Kane through a table. Kane and Strowman then start brawling, and Kane choke slammed Strowman through the stage. Kane then goes above the pit Strowman is in and rips the chairs that are hanging down so they fall on Strowman. Strowman is pushing the chairs aside and trying to get up under a pile of 10 to 15 of them but is losing steam. Ambrose and Rollins attack Kane, and then the Miz attacks them but gets cut off, Kane double chokeslams Ambrose and Rollins through a set of tables. Sheamus and Ceasaro are back up, and carry Ambrose and Rollins back to the garbage truck, Strowman has finally gotten up, and is heading towards The Miz, Strowman takes out The Miz, Sheamus, and Cesaro then goes after Kane. Cesaro and Sheamus try to save Kane, the whole team turns on Strowman, forgetting their actual opponents. They put strowman in the truck and close it, compacting Strowman into the trash. The truck drives away. Cesaro and Sheamus drag Rollins back to the ring, the four men left Ambrose behind. Ambrose crawls down the ramp. Its 4 on one with Rollins in the ring, Miz hits him with a DDT then Desaro and Sheamus hit him with a double team, Ambrose gets in to attack Kane, and gets beat down, Kane goes to finish Ambrose, and Angle comes back out to his music. Angle Slips Cesaro and Shamus then gives them both suplexes, then goes after the miz and Kane. Kane counters and Ambrose cuts him off with a chair, Ambrose and Rollins beat Kane with chairs, then double spear him through the barricade. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale on Angle but Angle kicks out. Angle gets the Angle lock on The Miz, but The Miz gets out, Angle falls hard but did some damage to The Miz. Ambrose, Rollins, and Angle are now stalking The Miz. All 3 hit their finisher on The Miz, they hit the Triple Powerbomb on The Miz for the win.

Overall the show was hella entertaining despite my earlier complaints. Seriously I think the Styles Balor match may be the WWE MOTY. I am looking forward to seeing what goes down on RAW tomorrow!

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Summerslam 2017 Live Results

Preshow:
WWE Cruiserweight Title Match
Neville vs Akira Tozawa(c): Neville takes control early in the match up, but Tozawa doesn’t look like Neville’s aggressive attack has phased him much. Tozawa isn’t letting Neville get in his head, and takes over. Tozawa holds on to control for only a moment before Neville cuts him off, and both men end up outside the ring… now for a commercial break. I hate that. We come back and Neville is in control and he goes to the top for a big dropkick to Tozawa’s back. He gets a 2 count pin, then gives Tozawa a bunch of stomps to the head. Titus O’Neil is at ringside trying to get the crowd to rally behind Tozawa. Tozawa works his way up and uses himself as a weapon against Neville by tackling him on the outside through the ropes. Both men get back in the ring, we get some back and for but Tozawa continues to keep control. Tozawa gets an octopus hold on Neville, which he turns into a roll up, 2 count, then a shining wizard and another 2 count on Neville… This match is awesome. Tozawa misses senton, Neville cuts him off, but Tozawa comes back, hits a hurricarana, but knocks himself a bit silly and doesn’t cover Neville. Both men trying to get up, Tozawa gets up first, but Neville cuts him off going for Tozawa’s “injured shoulder” Neville keeps working that shoulder, Tozawa tries to fight back, finally striking Neville with a forearm that knocks him down, Tozawa goes back up top, Neville cuts him off again, and goes for a super plex. Tozawa fights back and tosses Neville to the ground. Tozawa goes for the senton, but Neville gets his knees up. Ouch. Neville hits his finisher on Tozawa and regains the Cruiserweight Title! THE KING IS BACK!

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Elias Sampson comes out and sings a tune, the audience does not appreciate his greatness. 

Carmella is interviewed, Ellsworth is with her… Will she cash in her briefcase tonight?

Smackdown Tag Team Title Match
The Uso’s vs The New Day (c): I love The New Day’s new outfits… The match starts with Xavier Woods, and Jimmy Uso, Lots of fast paced action, Jimmy Uso is having a hard time keeping up with Woods. Woods takes control, and works Jimmy over in the corners for a bit. Jimmy tries to cut him off but gets a big boot, Woods tries to take him out while he is hurt with a flying top rope move, but is cut off by Jimmy Uso’s fist… and we go to another commercial. BOOOOO.We are back, and Jimmy Uso has maintained control of the match and is currently holding Woods in the center of the ring, in a chokehold. Woods works his way up, but Uso pushes him back into the far corner from his partner. Jay Uso is tagged in, and begins to make work of Woods. Jay Uso tries to take Woods to the top, but Woods fights his way out, and manages to barely land a drop kick on Jay. Woods reaches to tag Big E, but Jimmy Uso has taken him out… Jay and Jimmy Uso begin attacking Woods together, Big E is still knocked out on the other side of the ring. Woods tries to fight back, but The Uso’s give him a double-team move, and get a 2 count on Woods. The Uso’s continue to both work over Woods, until the ref begins to count.  Big E is back up, and yelling to Woods to encourage him, Jimmy Uso still has Woods, but is losing control… He gets a body drop on Woods, which helps him regain control. Woods is still fighting back, and manages to reverse on Uso, and tag Big E in. Big E grabs Jimmy Uso and begins his assault. Big E tosses Uso around like a rag doll. Jay Uso gets in, same thing, Big E gets 2 count on Jay. TND tag in and out switching off on assaults, then Xavier puts Big E up and drops him on Jay for another 2 count. That was pretty dope. Big E is waiting for Jay, but Jay gets a roll up, Jay tags in Jimmy, and they get a double-team spine buster on Big E and a 2 count. Jimmy gets Big E in the corner and begins his assault, Woods tags in and TND get a double-team back breaker on Jimmy Uso, for a 2 count. Xavier and Jimmy battle is out, both men look exhausted but Woods is determined, hot tag, Jay Uso is legal man both Usos on Woods, Big E goes for the save gets cut off, Jay Uso gets a huge splash on Woods, but only 2 count… Xavier gets Jay Uso in some crazy submission, and almost gets him to tap, but almost gets pinned… Another pin attempt by Xavier, Back and forth, Big E  gets tagged in, Xavier goes up, double team facebuster and 2 count on Jay Uso… The crowd is chanting “This is Awesome”. Xavier and Jay are still the legal men, Jay tosses Xavier out to Jimmy ut misses and takes out Jimmy, he gets mad tosses woods to the stairs Big E tackles them  all, hauls Jimmy back in the ring, Jay gets in too, and Big E gets knocked the hell out by both of them… Jay is the legal man, they go for the double-team finish, and… THE USOS ARE YOUR NEW SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONS! Holy hell that was a great match!

SUMMERSLAM IS STARTING!

John Cena vs Baron Corbin:
First person out, is John Cena, and my NY people are chanting so loud “John Cena Sucks” to his music… lol its amazing.  I wonder who they hate more in NY, Cena or Reigns? Cena has fresh new jorts on, and seems ready to fight. Baron Corbin comes to the ring and looks like he is about to rip off Cena’s head and drink his blood. Lots of back and forth but Corbin is a beast compared to Cena. Cena has longer hair than usual, and its apparent he is getting a bald spot, and it’s hella distracting. Corbin seems to be making quick work of him, as he is bigger, stronger, faster, and a better wrestler. I think Cena’s jorts are a little too new and crisp, he can’t seem to move…  Cena mounts a weak comeback, but Corbin cuts him off with a slam for a 2 count pin. Corbin now has Cena in a submission, working his neck. For some reason, he lets go, and Cena gets him back with a drop kick. Corbin angry… roooooar… He’s yelling at Cena. Cena gets a couple of shoulder tackles a slam, then gets silly and goes for the 5 knuckle shuffle twice and misses and gets a chokeslam-backbreaker from Corbin for a 2 count. Corbin puts Cena on the top rope to go for a move, Cena fights back, headbutts him a couple of times, and gets a tornado DDT from the top on Corbin. The crowd is booking. He hits his stupid 5 knuckle shuffle, but Corbin comes back for the Deep 6, gets a 2 count before Cena kicks out. Corbin starts giving Cena some forearms to the face, then some boots to match. Corbin goes after Cena, Cena Ducks, Corbin Ducks, Cena hits the FU on Corbin, and gets the 3 count… The Crowd is booking and singing Cena Sucks…. BOOOOOOOOO

Smackdown Women’s Championship Match
Natalya vs Naomi (c): Nattie’s new ring jacket is FIIIIIIRE! Nice throwback girl! Naomi has some furry technicolor looking coat… whoa. Her new ring gear is also pretty dope. Lots of back and forth from the very beginning, Nattie is more aggressive than usual, tossing Naomi around hard. Natalya is not letting up on Naomi, she seems determined to leave the ring the new champion. We see a cut to Carmella and Ellsworth backstage with the MITB briefcase… Naomi is hanging in there despite getting her ass handed to her. Naomi finally makes a comeback cutting Nattie off, but it doesn’t last long, and Nattie gets her back down for the 2 count. Natalya puts Naomi into an abdominal stretch, but Naomi works out, but is clotheslined when her hair blocks her view… Nattie takes Naomi up to the top, but Naomi fights out and pulls Natalya off the middle rope. Both women are down. Naomi tries a cover but gets a 1 count. More back and forth, and Naomi manages to get another 2 count pin on Natalya. More back and forth and Nattie gets a pin attempt for the count. Naomi gets Nattie in the ropes, and gives her a big leg drop, covers her for another 2 count pin. Nattie cuts Naomi off, Naomi rolls her up, 2 count, Naomi goes for a submission but Nattie hits the sharpshooter! Naomi manages to fight Nattie out of the sharpshooter, and pushes Nattie into the bottom Turnbuckle, but Nattie recovers and get’s Naomi back in the sharpshooter, and makes Naomi tap! NATALYA IS YOUR NEW SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

Big Show Vs Big Cass with Enzo Suspended above the ring in a shark cage: Fun Fact: I locked Phil in that cage at Axxess during mania week… Enzo comes out first, dancing his way out, cuts a promo, and is extremely excited to be in NYC… He then quotes little KIM “Money, Power, Respect, is what you need in life”… He says he has that as long as he has a microphone in his hand he has all that. His promo goes on, I am sure you can watch it on youtube or a replay later… His music is interrupted by Big Cass’s new entrance music. Enzo is locked into the cage as Big Cass comes to the ring. The Big Show comes out, he still has his hand wrapped, we don’t know the extent of the injuries to his hand. It kicks off with Big Show in control, and begins working over Cass, but it’s clear his right hand is injured. He lays a huge chop into Cass’s chest. Enzo yells from the cage. Show continues to beat on Cass, as Enzo berates him from above. Show gets a big side slam on Cass, but lands on his bad hand. He continues his assault on Cass despite his hand injury, he climbs to the second rope to jump on Cass but misses when Cass ducks, Cass tries to get up on the Big Show, but Show, punches him and knocks him down for a 2 count. Cass is working to his feet ducks show, and managed to get him down, and starts attacking the injured hand of The Big show. Cass continues to work the injured hand. He holds Show in an arm bar, further weakening Show’s already injured right hand. Cass continues his assault on TBS’s injured hand, with a wrist lock, but TBS works his way up and tosses Cass across the ring, and squishes him in the corner. TBS choke slams Cass for the 2 count pin attempt. Cass powders out of the ring, TBS tries to get him back in but Cass slams TBS’s hand into the ring post. Enzo is trying to get out of the cage at this point… he has stripped and is oiling himself up… this is awesome. Cass has no clue, as he is focused on TBS. Enzo has escaped, distracting Cass. He is trying to drop down from the cage and gets booted in the face by Cass. TBS has gotten up, takes a big boot from Cass for a 2 count. Cass hits TBS with another big boot then the empire elbow, and he gets the 3 count on TBS. Big Cass has won the battle of the big men… this time.

Randy Orton vs Rusev: Rusev ambushes Orton before the match starts, and just lays into him. Orton gets thrown hard into the barricade, Rusev looks crazed, Orton looks like he may be hurt… The official is trying to keep Rusev off Orton to see if he should even start the match… Orton looks spaced, ref calls for bell, and Orton hits Rusev with the RKO. Its over. Orton won. That was fast.

Raw Women’s Championship Match
Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss (c): Its NY so people are booing at Banks just because she is from Boston. No one is cheering for Bliss… lol. The match starts off with Banks and Bliss giving each other forearms in the corner.  Banks get’s a nice drop kick, Bliss goes to escape, Sasha stops her, Bliss gets away and does a high cross body for a 2 count. Bliss is using a lot of hair pulling technique. A bit of back and forth, and Alexa takes control, pummeling Banks. Bliss gets banks in a headlock, banks fight’s out, Bliss fights back, 2 count. Bliss seems to be cheating a lot, ref doesn’t seem to care.. Bliss choke banks in the corner, to a double knees, gets a 2 count on Banks. More cheating and abuse on banks… Bliss is using the count to her advantage, she gets Banks in a chin lock, but banks reverses and gets a 2 count. then Bliss gets a 2 count… More back and forth and Banks is trying to make a comeback, hits bliss with a knee, both women are down. Banks is fired up, takes control, gets another 2 count on Bliss. More minor back and forth Banks gets knee to the face, Bliss tries for a top turnbuckle roll up but instead, banks reverses and Bliss hits her head on the top turnbuckle. Banks Uses this to give Bliss some knees to the face, then a 2 count pin cover… Banks gets Bliss into a submission but Bliss gets to the ropes for a break. Bliss powders Banks, reaches for her and gets the ring apron pulled out from under her. Both women are on the outside, Banks looks hurt, Bliss climbs back into the ring, Ref is counting.. Banks gets up and gets back into the ring at 9, Bliss goes after her shoulder and arm.  Bliss is laying into Banks injury… Bliss climbs to the top hits a move on Banks, but Banks kicks out on the 2 count! Banks counters Bliss, and gets her into the Banks Statements in the middle, but Bliss manages to roll out of it, 2 count, Banks rolls her right back into the Banks Statement, and Bliss taps out, and Sasha Banks is the new Raw Women’s Champion! Nice.

Finn Balor vs Bray Wyatt: DEMON BALOR HAS RETURNED!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSS! Wyatt looks slightly unnerved… Maybe he needs his worm projections back… ha! Balor is crawling around on all 4’s and its freaking Wyatt out… Wyatt powders. Wyatt slaps Balor, and Balor unleashes with a flurry of punches and kicks. Baylor is in full demon mode, and Wyatt is in trouble. More back and forth and I am still not sure Wyatt is taking this seriously, Balor continues to attack. Baylor hits a huge over the top to the outside flip onto Wyatt, who keeps powdering out. Balor throws Wyatt back in, heads to the top rope, but Wyatt powders again, Balor goes after him and gets cut off, and suplexed off the apron. Both men down, Wyatt takes control. He tosses Balor back in, and starts throwing forearms. Wyatt keeps control for a bit, bringing Balor into the middle in a choke hold. Balor works his way out, but gets whipped into the corner, Balor counters the Sister Abigail and counters with a double foot chest stomp. Balor tosses Wyatt out, and then drop kick shim down, when Wyatt gets up he gets kicked right in the face… then another stomp to the head from Balor. Balor throws Wyatt back in and climbs to the top, goes for his finish, Wyatt counters with the Sister Abigail but gets countered again. Balor gets kicked in the face, Wyatt takes over and gets a 2 count pin attempt. Wyatt does a flying senton on Balor, Wyatt goes to the middle rope but Balor cuts him off with a boot to the face and an elbow to the chest for a 2 count. Wyatt manages to cut off Balor with a clothesline, Balor is down… Wyatt is bridging across the ring…  The demon is up, and hit Wyatt with a sling blade, a dropkick, then his finisher for the 3 count. The Demon Balor has won the match!!!

Raw Tag Team Championship Match
Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose vs Cesaro & Sheamus (c): Ambrose and Cesaro start it off, but Sheamus tags in before the match can start. They chain wrestle a bit, Ambrose tags in Rollins, and Sheamus tags in Cesaro, then Ambrose is tagged in by Rollins they double team Cesaro. Too many tag changes to keep up. Rollins & Ambrose clear the ring… Cesaro and Sheamus are planning something at ringside… Cesaro gets in the ring with Rollins, ducks Rollins, knocks down Ambrose, then Sheamus stomped him. Rollins tries to dive at the champs but is caught and tossed. Cesaro & Sheamus are taking turns abusing Rollins. Sheamus and Cesaro are much bigger than Rollins and Ambrose… Cesaro is choking Rollins out, but Rollins is holding in there. Rollins matches to get out, and pull a reversal on Cesaro, but he has no one to tag in is Ambrose is still down. Sheamus is now in control, gets a 2 count pin attempt…. Cesaro ran into the crowd and ripped a beach ball apart… hahahahahaha…  Rollins takes another big move, 2 count pin attempt bu Cesaro. Crowd is doing the Sheamus and Cesaro chant… Rollins manages to kick Sheamus in the face, but still has no one to tag…. oh wait.. Ambrose is up but looks almost as bad as Rollins. Cesaro keeps Rollins from reaching his partner and puts him in a wrist lock submission in the middle of the ring. Rollins escapes, tosses Cesaro out, Cesaro hurts his knee tags Sheamus, Sheamus keeps Rollins from tagging Ambrose, but that doesn’t stop Ambrose from coming around and attacking them. Rollins gets the tag finally and its Ambrose and Cesaro.  Ambrose is on fire… He tries a backslide and a rolling neck breaker on Cesaro but cant get more than a 2 count. I cannot type as fast as these guys wrestle… Rollins gets a 2 count on Cesaro… tags in Ambrose, but Cesaro cuts him off with an uppercut. 2 count on Ambrose. Cesaro almost gets the Neutralizer on Ambrose but he fights out, both men end up on the mat, Sheamus tagged in, Ambrose is down, Sheamus goes up top, Ambrose gets up and goes after him and Ambrose and Rollins double team Sheamus but Cesaro made sure the pin was broken. Rollins and Ambrose are double teaming Sheamus, but Cesaro stops them, Sheamus gets a 2 count roll up on Ambrose, then vice versa… Cesaro and Ambrose are in the ring, back and forth big spin, into a sharpshooter on Ambrose (hey did you not watch the women’s match???) Sheamus takes out Rollins at ringside, Cesaro has Ambrose in a cross face in the middle of the ring… Ambrose is really red… he reverses 2 count pin attempt on Cesaro. Cesaro and Sheamus double team Ambrose but he kicks out on 2 count… they try again, with a double crucifix, cover, Rollins breaks it up! Cesaro and Ambrose are still the legal men, Cesaro tags in Sheamus, then all men into the ring, mayhem… Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Sheamus, and gets the 3 count. Rollins and Ambrose are your new Raw Tag Team Champions. WOW!

United States Championship Match – Special Referee Shane McMahon
Kevin Owens vs AJ Styles (c): Before the match even starts these two are brawling, and Shane is trying to keep em apart. he bell rings, and Styles takes over, and they immediately exit the ring. Back and forth and Owens takes a knee to the face… Styles throws Owens back in… but Owens takes control… Shane is so tan its distracting. Styles cuts off Owens, and for some reason is wearing gloves that make him look like he has lobster claws… More back and forth but now I can’t focus on anything but Styles lobster claws and the fact Shane matches the orange backdrop. Kevin Owens takes control and gets a 2 count on Styles after a cannon ball. Owes continues his assault on Styles and gets a second pin attempt, 2 count. Owens has Styles in a choke hold, which seems to be tonight’s rest hold of choice. Styles fires back, Picks up Owens but Owes reverses and gets a 2 count pin attempt. The crowd is chanting “AJ Styles” and “This is …. mumble” AJ makes a big come back, gives Owens a face buster, and both men are down… This match is pretty boring after that tag match. Styles does a sweet back flip and Owens kicks him in the face, Styles hits a neck breaker, for a 2 count. Owens is still down, Styles going to the top, Owens cuts him off… (totally didn’t see that coming…) Owens tries to get styles on his shoulders, but Styles reverses into a sunset flip power bomb off the top. Styles hits the inverted 450, but Shane McMahon got in the way as he tried to check on Owens…. Shane’s out, Owens gets a Power bomb on Styles, Shane manages to count to 2… Styles kicks out. Owens yelling at Shane that it was a 3 count… More back and forth with mostly Owens in control. AJ gets control but Owens kicks him into Shane, Styles puts Owens in a submission, Owens taps but Shane is on the outside and can’t see the tap. Shane is a worse ref than I am. Owens gets 2 count, Styles has a comeback, but Owens upside down suplexes him into the turnbuckle. AJ on the top, Owens cuts him off, both men crash to the mat when Owens suplexes Styles off the top. 2 count. Owens is back up, so is Styles, they exchange forearms to the face, then chops…some kicks back and forth, Styles hits one of his finishers, but Owens gets out with a two count… Styles goes to the top, misses Owens cuts him off and hits a power bomb, Styles gets his shoulder up on the 2 count, but Owens insists it was 3. Owens hits Shane then it turns into a shoving match, styles rolls up Owens for a 2 count. AJ hits Owens with a flying forearm off the top rope then the Styles clash again for the 3 count. AJ Styles retains his US Championship. Please don’t let Shane ref ever again. Just let him jump off shit once a year, ok?

WWE Championship Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Jinder Mahal (c): Nakamura has a live violinist playing his entrance. Dope. Mahal comes out, even more, veiney and jacked. He’s clearly been eating his slim jims and taking his vitamins brother. You can tell by his acne, and breast growth… (Sarcasm yo,  If I was Nakamura I would demand and in ring roid test) Mahal and Nakamura start out with some chain wrestling, but Mahal is trying to over power Nakamura. Nakamura is being his typical goofy self, and Mahal isn’t having it, which is leading to him being his own worst enemy in this match. Mahal gets back into the ring and beats on Nakamura a bit. This match is featuring tri-lingual announcing. Also dope. Both men are outside fighting now, the Singh Bros distract Nakamura a bit so Mahal can toss him into a barricade, then toss him back n the ring, Mahala starts stomping Nakamura, and takes control of the match. He gets Nakamura in the middle of the ring in the same rest hold everyone else on this PPV used. (don’t you fools have match agents) Nakamura is in trouble, Mahal is unleashing his fury on him. Mahal goes for another hold in the middle of the ring, and looks like his arms may pop and deflate at any moment… Nakamura works his way back to his feet, and manages to kick Mahal in the face… both men down…. the fans are eerily quiet… Nakamura gets a few good kicks to the chest of Mahal, then a huge knee to the midsection, Nakamura gets a 2 count on the pinfall. Mahal tries to power bomb Nakamura but he gets the arm and puts Mahal into a nice triangle arm bar, Mahal fought to the ropes. Nakamura gets a nice face buster on Mahal, but Mahal reverses for a 2 count roll up. Mahal knees him in the face for another 2 count… Mahal is now standing over Nakamura, waiting, then gets kicked in the face and runs himself into the steel post. Nakamura takes control, Mahal is down, Singh’s get in the ring, Nakamura takes both out, Mahal does his finisher, and wins? How did he win, if the Singh bros interfered? Was that a no DQ match, or are we just being arbitrary with out rulings tonight?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO But hey I called it.

Fatal 4 way for The WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman vs Samoa Joe vs Brock Lesnar (c): Brock Lesnar looks like he just chugged a gallon of cold brew coffee. Joe and Lesnar and Reigns and Strowman break off fighting with each other in pairs, Lesnar and Reigns meet in the middle of the ring. Lesner suplexes both Reigns, then Joe out of the ring. Strowman and Lesner face off. Strowman tosses Lesnar into the corner then clotheslines him over the top. Beautiful. There’s too much insanity going on to even begin to try to type this as it happens. Bodies everywhere. Strowman is a monster. He picks up Lesnar and carries him like an insulate child and tosses him through the announce table, that was fucking amazing. Lesnar is out Reigns, Joe, and Strowman are fighting. Strowman took an announce chair and took out Joe and reigns with it… then clears another announce table to throw Lesnar through. YEEEEESSSSS. It’s nice to see someone toss Lesnar around like a ragdoll. Strowman is my new hero. Strowman is now flipping the third announce table on top of Lesner. THIS IS UNREAL. Officials and medics pull the table off Lesnar, the crowd is chanting “This is AWESOME”!!! The paramedics come out with a back board for Lesnar… The Champion is being carted away… Strowman is yelling at him as he is wheeled away from ringside. Strowman takes apart the stairs and starts beating Joe and Reigns with the top two steps, then tosses them across the ring. Strowman tosses Reigns in the ring,  Reigns fights back, picks up the stairs and hits Strowman a few times with the steps, sending Sstrowman out of the ring, Joe tries to get Reigns with a roll-up Joe hits the Samoan drop then a flying senton on Reigns for a 2 count. Reigns counters to get control or the mach and gives Joe a Samoan drop for the 2 count… Reigns is waiting for Joe to get up, Joe dodges the punch and gets Reigns in a submission but Strowman comes in and slams them both and takes a 2 count on Reigns. Lesnar comes out and is on his way back to the ring, he tackles Strowman, and starts punching him. Lesner then suplexes everyone… Strowman comes back in, Lesner tries but can’t suplex him, Lesner tries to Kimora on Stroman but Reigns breaks it up. Reigns gives Lesner and Joe some super punches, then gets a 2 count on Lesner. Reigns pulls himself together, Lesner is trying to make it to his feet, Joe grabs Reigns in a submission but Strowman drop kicks him, Strowman almost got the 3 count on Joe, but Lesner pulled the ref out of the ring. Reigns got a superman punch on Strowman for a 2 count, gets a big boot to the face, then Lesner breaks the cover. Everyone looks pretty beat up, well except Strowman, Lesner tries to F5 Strowman but Strowman reverses and Reigns Spears Strowman. Reigns and Lesner in the ring, Lesner misses F5 on Reigns, Samoa Joe tosses Reigns, Lesner gets put in Joes submission, but Lesner hits the F5 on Joe, Reigns breaks the pin, Reigns and Lesner are once again one on one, Reigns gets two superman punches in, Lesner gets back up Reigns hits the third punch, Lesner is about to get up, Brock hits the f5 on Reigns to retain his Universal Championship. Surprisingly this was the match I was least interested in, and it actually turned into one of my favorite matches of the night. Braun Strowman stepped it up. That man is a force to be reckoned with. WOW.

Overall this was a pretty decent show. It just feels soooo long. Less ridiculous intro’s more wrestling, ok? Actually looking forward to this weeks TV events, hopefully, they keep up the pace they set tonight.

The Mae Young Classic Bracket is about to be announced! Yeeeeeessss. Make sure you subscribe to the WWE Network to make sure you do not miss out on this historic event!

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